Those men like me they struggle a doubt, trouble their minds day in and day out. Too busy a livin' to worry about a little word like love[...] You can't see it with your eyes, hold it in your hands like the rules that govern our land, strong enough to rule the heart of every man, this thing called love

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severingsnapes:

sammys-luscious-locks:

inhalers:

being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet and its like nOPE it’s fucking ‘armadillo day’ or something in the states ffs

That’s funny cause in Texas armadillo day is a real thing

arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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knightscrest:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

bakuryuuha:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

where does satan get all his email?

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i guess you guys will never know

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i dunno guys ill think about it 

THIS WAS HIS PLAN THE WHOLE TIME. THIS WAS HIS PLAN THE ENTIRE TIME. i bet there isn’t even an answer. unless it’s hotmail

oh no there’s definitely an answer. it isnt hotmail.

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because you asked SO nicely

its his

*drumroll*

*still drumrolling*

*the drums are rolling*

*drummin and rollin*

sinbox

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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magicwinx:

The Original Ten
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tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

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Lucy Liu & her sexy necklace

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